Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
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He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
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I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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