I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
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That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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