so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Moan for me like Helen Keller
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
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doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
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i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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