never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
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I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
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Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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