is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
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Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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