I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
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I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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