Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
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I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
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i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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