How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
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bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
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I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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