TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
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How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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