The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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