i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
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Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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