Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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