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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
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I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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