did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
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Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
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I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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