how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
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Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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