doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
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They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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