SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
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I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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