Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
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Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
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She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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