Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
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dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
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You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
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We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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