There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
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i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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