do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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