Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
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After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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