No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
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I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
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Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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