she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
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So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
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sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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