I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
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In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
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"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
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It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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