I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
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FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
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The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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