dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
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This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
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Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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