Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
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You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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