Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
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I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
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All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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