Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
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I need to wash the frat house off of me
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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