please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
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Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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