Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
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first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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