I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
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It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
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DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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