her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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