Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
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is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
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