VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
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If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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