so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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