Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
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Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
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I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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