That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
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the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
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Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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