Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
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And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
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Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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