Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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