All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
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Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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