i don't plan on having that self control this summer
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
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Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
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So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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