so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
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Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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