ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
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AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Semen is not good for contacts.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
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So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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