Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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