her vagine was all disorganized.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
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Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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