So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
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He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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