he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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