super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
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Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
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